What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:10
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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No way
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just sitting at home with this huge cock. Who can take care of it for me?
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
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Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Still no good
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